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Monday, April 9, 2012

Things I Wonder About.

  1.  Do vegaterians eat animal crackers?
  2.  If you were scared half to death twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?
  3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  4.  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  5.  Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
  6.  Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?
  7.  Why are aliens always green?
  8.  If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
  9.  If Cheese is made of milk why is it yellow?
  10.  If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
  11.  Why do people count sheep when they can't sleep?
  12.  Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee"?
  13. What if this is all a dream?
  14. Why is there an "s" in "lisp"?
  15. Why did Zues hate is brother Hades.
  16. Why doesn't the Lucifur kill God?
  17. Why do poeple drive with the windows down and the heat on in the winter?
  18. Why did Humpdy Dumpdy fall off the wall?
  19. Why did the Church steal everyones money?
  20. Which genious started the Church to get all the money?
  21. Why has the U.S. gone down hill in the last 20 years?
  22. Why do people in Spain run from massive bulls?
  23. If a mime swears, does his mom make him wash is hands with soap?
  24. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  25. Why do people speak louder when talking to people of a different language?
  26. What if April Fools Day is just a big joke thought up a long time ago?
  27. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  28. What happens when we die?
  29. Why do coins have a heads and tails/
  30. Why do you press harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?

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